The Old Budweiser Billboard [Monzo]

[Monzo]

There was a time when this old billboard informed people about beer as they entered the city, but until such a time as the local law can find whoever keeps desecrating the advertisement with his own crudely painted observations, this advertisement has been declared a lost cause. But rest assured, citizens, unless the culprit is capable of flying or turning into a small animal or some such chicanery he cannot evade justice for too long! So let's all look forward to a day when beer advertisements can roam free in this town without fear of molestation again.

Though it is entirely possible that Monzo might spend the night here in bat form, he's more likely to be at your place.

MONZO'S BILLBOARD THOUGHT OF THE DAY: "Why does 'high water' follow 'hell' in the expression 'come hell or high water'? seriously, who was the first to say to himself, 'This is going to happen even if the apocalypse occurs, or even, wait for it, we get flooded a little!'"

[Monzo]

MONZO'S BILLBOARD THOUGHT OF THE DAY: "Noodle soup is actually quite dumb and nobody likes it."

[Muji]

Written over the normal sign " special on Batwing Tempura"

[Monzo]

MONZO'S BILLBOARD THOUGHT OF THE DAY: "Attention, addle-brained twits of the entertainment section: it takes more than a mechanical and over-commercialized attempt to capitalize on a series of ill-conceived children's novels to 'stake a claim among the great movie series of all time'."

[Monzo]

MONZO'S BILLBOARD THOUGHT OF THE DAY: "Stop making your nockers so huge!"

[Monzo]

MONZO'S BILLBOARD THOUGHT OF THE DAY: "Uma Thurman Resembles an Emu. Further Bullitains as Events Warrent."

[Monzo]

MONZO'S BILLBOARD THOUGHT OF THE DAY: "If you think you might have been abducted, you have."

[Monzo]

MONZO'S BILLBOARD THOUGHT OF THE DAY: "Honk if you've Just About Had Enough of Scrubs."